The last one was very festive. You probably don't do Valentine's Day, seeing as you aren't the mundy type, but it's a popular love-centered holiday. Also a great day for scoring with some hot chicks. Most of the people around here started falling in love, with no rhyme or reason. Me? I get matched up with the finest, bustiest lady in this joint... only for us to act like an old married couple the entire time. End result? One helluva cold shower the week after.
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