Meh... alright, you're hired. I've been thinking about it and a lot of shit happens to me on account of me getting sucked into being the titular 'character' of all these stories. I had Excalibur stuck in me this one time, on account of becoming the "Stone" for the sword. It's a side effect of being so mega popular.

[He flashes a cocky grin at that, then remembers his point.]

Anyway, maybe this is one of those things. I'm a dragon cuz of some damn story. So you just gotta find out how the story ends and bam! I'm back to my good looking self.