Well, you see, all those names I listed for the Devil? Turns out, they're not all the same guy. Every world has its own devil. Some have more than one. And they're all egocentric and want everyone to think they're the only one.

So I just made a new deal that got me back to the land of the living. I'd get a hundred years of life from one and then I'd find another and bargain some more years to get ahead. I was up to five hundred extra years at one point.