originaljackass: (I'm better than you)
Jack Horner ([personal profile] originaljackass) wrote 2013-04-24 03:37 am (UTC)

"I spent centuries using this to solve my problems." Jack tapped the old thinker. Truth be told, he never liked getting into fights that were straight up brawls. Not until recently, anyway. Giants were easy pickings for him because they were so easy to outsmart.

"Anyway, you're too young for retirement. You're not even wrinkly yet. Hell, you might not get wrinkly at all. You certainly seem like Fable material to me."

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