Jack Horner (
originaljackass) wrote2013-04-21 12:35 pm
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Ch. 12 - Hollywood was just waiting for Jack of Fables
[Today, Jack Horner returned from his mission feeling rather smug. It was more work than it was worth, but Jack had returned with a set of DVDs for the Jack Tales. He may have lost every cent from the trilogy thanks to that bastard Beast from Fabletown, but he still had the movies and that was all that mattered. So after proudly bragging about them to Buffy at the bar, he plugs the first movie into her DVD player and then positions his journal to provide all of Luceti with a video stream of the first movie:
The Jack Tales I: Jack and the Beanstalk.
((ooc: the above link has info on the movie, a synopsis, and the cast of the movie. If you have questions, you can reply to that post.))
After the three hour movie is over, he turns the journal over to himself.]
That's part one of my life story. Pretty amazing, right? Of course, it was way better in real life, but Hollywood can only do so much. I'll wait 'til I show you the next one, though. Back home, people had to wait a whole year. But I think a month ought to do.
[For non-movie related shenanigans, Jack can be found at Good Spirits at 10PM after the movie is over, serving up drinks and doing general bartender-y type things.]
(OoC: The voice part is open for threadjacking! Feel free to have people talk about the movie to one another or what have you. Jack won't necessarily reply to everything!)
The Jack Tales I: Jack and the Beanstalk.
((ooc: the above link has info on the movie, a synopsis, and the cast of the movie. If you have questions, you can reply to that post.))
After the three hour movie is over, he turns the journal over to himself.]
That's part one of my life story. Pretty amazing, right? Of course, it was way better in real life, but Hollywood can only do so much. I'll wait 'til I show you the next one, though. Back home, people had to wait a whole year. But I think a month ought to do.
[For non-movie related shenanigans, Jack can be found at Good Spirits at 10PM after the movie is over, serving up drinks and doing general bartender-y type things.]
(OoC: The voice part is open for threadjacking! Feel free to have people talk about the movie to one another or what have you. Jack won't necessarily reply to everything!)
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Hi, Jack! Did the mission go well? You didn't get hurt, did you?
[IS HE NOTICING THE DECORATIONS? She's trying not to draw unnecessary attention to it in case he thinks it's ugly.]
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He didn't have the heart to say it looked pretty hideous.]
Hey kiddo. [He gives Clem his typical headpat and hair mussing as he heads into the apartment.] I'm A-Okay. Not a scratch on me. [A pause and he looks over his shoulder and adds:] Nice balloons.
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And yay, he liked the balloons!]
Do you really think they're nice? I was gonna put more up, but it took a lot of breath just to do those.
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[But hell, he's tired and he collapses into the sofa as he starts to kick off his boots.]
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Instead, she saved up all her words for the aftermath -- holding her tongue until Horner was done with his journal conversations. Then, as she tidied up empty M&M packages and beer bottles (including her still very nearly full one): "You did well to cast Brad. I approve of Brad."
Glass clinked in her arms and the sound reminded her of the bar. They would both have to head in that direction sooner rather than later.
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"Brad's a good guy. He knows his stuff. I mean, sure, he's not as good a Jack as the real thing. But for a Mundy? He did a decent job."
Of course, no Mundy actor could ever be that good. But they only had a few short decades to practice. Fable actors could practice for centuries.
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She hugs the bottles to her chest -- not minding the chance to stand in one place for a moment or two longer so she could hash this out with Horner. In fact, she stretched her stiff muscles. "I'd be concerned about a trip to Uncanny Valley."
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"You've got me there, Buffy. I had someone try to pitch it to me as being all CGI. Thank God we avoided that."
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Okay Jack, let's see if you can read the booty call signs:
"Just wanted MORE of you, that's all. You are very fetching on the small-big-screen, Mister Horner."
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I guess it was okay. But then you kissed that girl and then it got gross!
[Thankfully she missed the explicit scenes in the earlier part of the movie! Not that a PG13 warning would have stopped her, anyway.]
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SWEAR.
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When the movie's over however, he's a little more...somber about it.]
I feel sorry for that giant lady.
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What did it do to deserve getting killed?
[Even if the giant was a bad guy, they were still a person.]
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She'll tap the counter top of the bar loudly. Sure it's a little rude, but she's comfortable that she can get away with it.]
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... soda?
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Only if it's a rum-and-coke.
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I'm gonna need to see some ID first.
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