"Babe, you gotta cut yourself some slack. Hero work around here is short and in between. Hell, why do you think I took the kid in? After that whole dragon business, I gotta work my way back into karma's good graces. Normally I'd go feed a homeless guy or something, but the only Big Damn Hero moments I'm getting around here is making the kid feel like she's safe going to sleep."

He took a sip of beer and then added: "And banging hot chicks. That's pretty heroic of me, too."