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Jack Horner ([personal profile] originaljackass) wrote 2013-05-20 03:09 am (UTC)

voice;

Alright, let me break it down for you, kiddo. First off, babies do come from the mom, sure. That's because mama is full of all these eggs just waiting to become babies, but they don't turn into babies unless papa shoots some of his sticky white seed in her. But the only way to do that is if he puts his penis-- [He pauses as he realizes that this girl may have never seen a guy naked.]

You know what that is, right?

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