I bet you couldn't go a week putting others before yourself. Not the big selfless gestures; I'm talking about tact and respect and not prescribing foolish answers to other people's problems. I'm talking about thinking with your brain instead of your other organ. And about holding a door open not 'cause you wanna score points with a hottie, but because it's the nice thing to do. Grossness -- outside the normal bounds of humour -- will not be tolerated.

But give me some glaring flaw of my own to iron out for a week and I'll win. Hell, I'd survive a whole month. You name it; I'll fix it. [ ... ] Within reason.