First of all, it was a beanstalk not a tree. There's no mention of the set of events in which I gained the beans. I didn't just trade a cow for them, by the way. I'm not stupid. It carelessly leaves out my exciting battle with the giant's cat. It was the size of a dragon and twice as deadly, just so you know. Nor does it go into how I seduced the giant's daughter into helping me lift valuables that the giant had stole from the kingdom, nor the method in which I defeated him in his own castle. I tell you, Clementine, Mundy writers get everything wrong.