I've been married a few times. I never had kids, though. Well, you know, never any kids I knew about. Of all the bastards to come and find me, the one that managed it just had to be a demigod with the power of winter on his side. [Fucking Jack Frost. That asshole.]

Never been a family man, though. I ditched my mom when I was ten to go become a professional giant killer. Which is just as well. The bitch wasn't even my real mom. You think she could've told me that beforehand, right?