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We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick just one as the best. [Not that he ever does that or anything. Why settle for one?]
So lay it on me, lads. Who's the hottest babe in this town? Don't be shy. If you can feel your panties getting all bunched up just reading this, then you should probably sit this one out.
[That taken care of, Jack is off to visit Buffy. They have a previous engagement, after all. He'll also be at Good Spirits earlier in the day, or just around town, for any of the lady types who have been missing their dose of Horner.]
(ooc: Okay, for the voice/written post? Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Jack himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)
We've got plenty of other hotblooded men around here, right? Sure, some of you are pretty girly looking - which is confusing, by the way. Not the point. There's a ton of babes running around here. Hotness central. Unnaturally huge knockers run rampant in this freakshow of a village. Hard for a guy like me to pick just one as the best. [Not that he ever does that or anything. Why settle for one?]
So lay it on me, lads. Who's the hottest babe in this town? Don't be shy. If you can feel your panties getting all bunched up just reading this, then you should probably sit this one out.
[That taken care of, Jack is off to visit Buffy. They have a previous engagement, after all. He'll also be at Good Spirits earlier in the day, or just around town, for any of the lady types who have been missing their dose of Horner.]
(ooc: Okay, for the voice/written post? Please, please, please go all out with the thread jacking! I'm not even kidding. I want to see shit hijacked all over the place up in here. Hell, Jack himself might not even reply to some of these threads unless they interest him personally. Go wild, please! It'll be fun, honest.)
