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Jack Horner ([personal profile] originaljackass) wrote2011-01-18 11:07 pm
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Ch. 2 - Legends are made when you're Jack of Fables

[Right now he's got his feet kicked up on a stack of all the various books he could find where he was in them. Collections of fairy tales, fables, and more colorful adaptions - all of them. The other day he raided the library and took all of them home. If people want to go off and read about him, they'll have to talk to the real thing first. After having spoken to some other people about their worlds and sharing his own identity when convenient, Jack has come to some conclusions about Luceti. Ones that requires a little more looking into.]

[Voice]

You people have legends in your world, right? Any of them true? Any of you ever met them? Or hell, maybe some of you are the legendary type too.

I'm one of the latter. I'm Jack of the Tales - at least, all the good ones. Any of you [losers] people heard of me?

Oh right, one more thing. Someone mind telling me how those filters work? Seems like it could be handy.

[Later, for anyone who wants to bother him in person, he'll be hanging out at the shops, wishing he had money to spend on all of it (even though it's all free). Luceti is a poor place to be for a man obsessed with wealth.]
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originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Idea!)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-19 05:51 am (UTC)(link)
I'll only be first in line if I'm the one to force my way out.

[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2011-01-19 06:59 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe you should get some magic beans, grow a beanstalk and try to make it past the barrier that way.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (No time for shit)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-19 09:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Hilarious. Besides, there was only five of them. I used up one as a kid. Don't exactly have the other four with me.

[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 02:47 am (UTC)(link)
A shame. You could have started a business and charge people to climb them.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Not buying it)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-20 07:17 am (UTC)(link)
Seeing as how no one would be able to pay me, I don't think I'd have much in the way of customers.

[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 07:19 am (UTC)(link)
I never said you had to charge cash.

You can charge cows.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Yeah. Sure.)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-20 07:25 am (UTC)(link)
Funny. You're a real comedian.

[identity profile] kakeravoyager.livejournal.com 2011-01-20 07:26 am (UTC)(link)
It comes with the territory, isn't that right? You should expect it.
originaljackass: originaljackass @ LJ (Talk to the hand)

[personal profile] originaljackass 2011-01-20 07:30 am (UTC)(link)
Course I should. Not like I haven't heard it all a hundred times over now.
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