originaljackass | Ch. 2 - Legends are made when you're Jack of Fables

[Right now he's got his feet kicked up on a stack of all the various books he could find where he was in them. Collections of fairy tales, fables, and more colorful adaptions - all of them. The other day he raided the library and took all of them home. If people want to go off and read about him, they'll have to talk to the real thing first. After having spoken to some other people about their worlds and sharing his own identity when convenient, Jack has come to some conclusions about Luceti. Ones that requires a little more looking into.]

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You people have legends in your world, right? Any of them true? Any of you ever met them? Or hell, maybe some of you are the legendary type too.

I'm one of the latter. I'm Jack of the Tales - at least, all the good ones. Any of you [losers] people heard of me?

Oh right, one more thing. Someone mind telling me how those filters work? Seems like it could be handy.

[Later, for anyone who wants to bother him in person, he'll be hanging out at the shops, wishing he had money to spend on all of it (even though it's all free). Luceti is a poor place to be for a man obsessed with wealth.]

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[Color Ron unimpressed. Well, for the most part, anyway.]

Wow. You must be wicked old, then.

And yet I look so damn good.

... you know anybody named Malfoy?

Nope. Why?

You sound like him. Them. The whole lot of them, actually.

Damn, people with similar personalities, throughout all of time and space? Tell me it ain't so.

Yeah, I was kinda hoping their kind just existed as some kinda fluke or something. Guess not.

Sounds like your classic case of Get Over it.

Were you this much of a prat when Merlin was around, because I would've loved to have seen how he dealt with you.

I was too busy saving the ass of good old King Arthur's son and killing giants to be harassed by some oldtimer.

And I'll bet all of bloody Camelot thought you were a prat the whole time.

Got anything you want to get off your shoulders or are you done?

Think I'm just about done. I don't get on well with big egos and all. But I'll be sure to point Malfoy your way; seems like you two might get on.

Nice story. Seeya around.

Ch. 2 - Legends are made when you're Jack of Fables

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