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Jack Horner ([personal profile] originaljackass) wrote2013-05-19 11:00 am
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Ch. 13 - There's no dating service quite like Jack of Fables

[Voice - Locked to Women]

Ladies, Jack Horner here. You may have seen my movie. If not, I work at Good Spirits, the local and only bar. We run a classy joint, but it's come to my attention that my good friend and fellow server of alcoholic beverages, has been going through a rough patch. This man has been going for far too long without a good and proper fucking. The man has no girlfriend and yet he continues to serve your drinks with no complaints. Oh sure, he's constantly scowling and he's about as pleasant as a cactus, but the point is: this man is rendering a service without asking for anything in return.

So I ask you ladies, who will take one for the team and give this man some action? Sure, he's sort of plain looking and in desperate need of a haircut, but he's not that bad. I mean, here, let me show you a picture.

[The video pans to a picture Jack managed to obtain that displays Asch the Bloody. See how sad he looks? How desperate he is for some action?]

This man's name is Asch. And he needs you.

Oh, for the record, I wouldn't be against a little extra action thrown my way. Not that I'm desperate or anything. Far from it. Just thought I'd offer.
strangelyliteral: ([blonde] can't win them all)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-09 03:19 am (UTC)(link)
"Nope. No power, no fangs, no weird chants. Kind of a raw deal." One that sometimes felt too close and too raw for comfort, even in a place that lacked excitement like this. "What about you?"
strangelyliteral: ([blonde] that was a joke right)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-09 07:27 pm (UTC)(link)
"So you're not human. Or a demon." She attempts to process that description, moving her head to get a better look at him. "But what exactly is a Fable? Isn't that like, a story or something? I'm not exactly up to date on those."
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strangelyliteral: ([red] gonna do this)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-10 03:42 am (UTC)(link)
"So the worlds sort of exist together, except for the part where they don't? Kind of like another dimension?" She's trying here. His lingo is still a little lost on her, but then again, so was most of the crowd's back home.
strangelyliteral: ([red] i have a theory)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-10 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
"... If you are talking about Earth, war is their thing. In some way or other." She should know, having helped jump start the Russian Revolution. "So how well did you avoid that?"
strangelyliteral: ([blonde] feeling mellow)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-10 03:12 pm (UTC)(link)
"Wars don't tend to take people's preferences into the equation."
strangelyliteral: ([red] it could be bunnies)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-10 03:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I've heard a little about that." Not anything she's looking forward to being dragged into, her most recent battle still ever prevalent in her mind. "Sounds real messy."
strangelyliteral: ([blonde] for the greater good)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-12 02:28 pm (UTC)(link)
"I hope I can avoid it. For as long as possible."
strangelyliteral: ([red] deal with it later)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-12 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
"Lucky me. Were you in the last one?"
strangelyliteral: ([red] gonna do this)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-12 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
"Sounds brutal." Not like anything she wanted to be a part of. "How long have you been here, again?"
strangelyliteral: ([blonde] right foot forward)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-12 03:02 pm (UTC)(link)
"That sounds confusing. Here I thought you might have been one of the longer stays." Just by virtue of how on top of things he seemed to be. But maybe that was just the way Mr. Fables wanted to present himself.
strangelyliteral: ([blonde] idea girl)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-12 03:45 pm (UTC)(link)
"Yep. Adaptation. Good, old, adaptation."

She was used to it. Didn't make it suck less, in her opinion. "I guess it isn't very complicated. Just dull when you get down to it." She jerks her head toward the direction of the kitchen. "Think they've figured out how to make a pizza yet?"
strangelyliteral: ([blonde] that was a joke right)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-18 02:49 am (UTC)(link)
"... The chef is a robot?"
strangelyliteral: ([red] think about it)

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[personal profile] strangelyliteral 2013-06-20 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
"I just didn't expect it in this kind of place." She shrugs.

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